In pubs, restaurants, shopping malls, gyms; on the Tube, the Eye, the DLR; at a show; flying to Spain, Turkey, Africa, Australia. Anywhere but the cold, hard, exposed seats of outdoor Olympic venues. Look at this sky. Would you want to be anywhere but indoors?
I took the above photo Sunday after being denied entry to the O2, the venue for Olympic gymnastics. A minute later, it chucked it down (see British phrases), thousands of uncovered families in hats and trainers (see British phrases) sans umbrellas crowding into nearby restaurants.
A few days ago, the Guardian posted an article about military filing empty seats at uncovered venues such as beach volleyball. I have to ask — why, oh wondrous Olympic Committee, would you build uncovered venues in London? Have you been to London? Obviously for some sports — canoeing, rowing, etc. — a roof is impossible but we expect water sports to be well…wet.
Aside from the British weather, which is increasingly brutal, bums are not in seats for the following reasons:
- Spectators are allowed to move around during events. If you’re feeling peckish (see British phrases) or you’ve got a whiny kid, you can get up, leave and come back. If certain competitions (USA vs. Senegal in basketball, for example) guarantee a blowout or a snooze, you might prefer a walk to death-by-boredom.
- Some people, including many Brits, find the “Olympic energy” hell on earth. I for one cannot stand being in London right now. Brings out the crabby hermit in me.
- Guess what? Some events just aren’t that interesting. Sorry about it, but some people don’t want to watch rich kids poke each other with swords or coax horses over poles. (Personally, I think fencing is immense.)
Despite these rather obvious reasons for a small audience, the great British tradition of forming a commission to get to the bottom of the issue at hand, prevails. Yes, a commission has been created to determine why people don’t want to sit in torrential rainstorms watching sports they don’t care about.
Do you know what’s frustrating? Despite denied entry to men’s gymnastics, there were open seats. Sadly, many open seats are due to selfish sponsors who buy in bulk and show up when they feel like it, which is never.
Oh well. That’s life. As is the eminent failure of cloud seeding as shown by this photo taken beneath the city Gondola. Cheers.